..and Ivory..

Hey! A sponsor!*



These ads keep getting funnier and funnier. It's like some strange boobie evolutionary progression.

*not really

Upon a Star


If only...

WWSMD?

So...

You're Superman and you happen to be flying past a costume party when your X-Ray vision notices that Robin Hood has accidentally mistaken a real arrow for the cardboard one he was supposed to be using for a party game. He's about to William Tell some kid, so you have to ACT FAST!


ACT FAST!

Do you:

A) Quickly fly in and get between the archer and the kid?
B) Melt the arrow with your heat vision?
C) Use super-breath to do... umm... something?
D) Tunnel underground to get into the party quickly?
E) Let the doofy kid take one. Serves him right for that haircut [Superboy Prime only]?
F) Use any random wacky Silver Age super-solution?


Hint: This is Silver Age Superman.


Remember! You have to ACT FAST! Time's running out! No dilly-dallying, mister! A kid's life is on the line!

You certainly wouldn't have time for... oh... say ... THIS:


Taken from Lois Lane #191. It's been used before, will be used again.

And to think.. the Roller Girl actually asked me why I read things like 50 year old Lois Lane's. All I had to do was to show her that sequence.

"Ah. That's .... um... yeah."

(See? More posts! Hiatus slowly working it's way off...)

Robin...






...is sick of playing 4th wheel.


Panels from World's Finest #85. Hiatus slowly easing up. Hopefully.

(Boy, Robin looks pissed!)

Hiatus Ongoing...


Sorry again for the long break. Things are all farked up around here.

Still Here...

Just unbelievably busy. Some things have to be put on hold, I'm afraid.

You would not believe the year I'm having...

Anyhoo.. here's a funny from my favorite daily web comic, SMBC:



Seriously, this guy has an amazing sense of humor...

Laters!

Particiaption!

Still feeling a bit .. off.. and not really up to a full-fledged post, so here's a halfway finished 'shop that you.. yes YOU! .. can help out with by supplying Sluggo's punchline! Whee!



Actually, I really couldn't think of anything worthy of that image. And I really didn't "match" Sluggo up to the other things in the cover very well, did I? Anyway, wouldn't you want to read the inside story? Aliens? Time travel? Ray gun accident? Sluggo's wacky invention? Nancy practical joke? Marvel comics summer cross-over? I can't really decide..

Well, back to the shower...

Quick Note

...a bit under the weather. Details would be .. umm.. icky.

Later!

No Bad Choice

In a perfect world, this would happen.


That's a guaranteed $0.60 sale, right there.

Kudos to you if you get the safeword joke! Just Kudos. Can't afford no no-prize around here...

And then...

...there was that time when the High Evolutionary visited Alf...


Click for Melmacian Sized

Which, of course, led to this:


Ah... memories...